"I know it's not the same without Mup, but I got a few things to say...

When is Chloe going to trim her hair???!!! The sides of her stupid little do are driving me up the wall and have been for over a month. Then there's her make up issue...what does she do for a living and she wears her make up like that??? The girl looks sickly and I don't think it's from being pregnant!!!

Then we have Phyllis...is she a redhead or not?! She is looking oranger and blonder every day. She wears gorgeous clothes and then where is her make up? Blame it on the staff all you want but girl should have a mirror at home just the same!

Sharon...what the heck was she wearing today??!!! She was there for a photo shoot...but not her own!!!

Then there's Lauren...are her and Sharon having a contest lately to see who can show the most cleavage without there enormous tatas completely falling out of there gowns???

Gloria...What kind of freak hurricane did she get sucked up into for that mess that I assume is supposed to be hair??? And she's actually walking around in public like that!!! That may be the real reason Jill asked her and Jeffrey to sit in the back at the share holders meeting today, because she was embarrassed for her to be seen!!

I don't know what is going on back stage these days but all of a sudden Jana is looking rather normal these days."

"It is Likey"

"Speaking of Lauren's problems, when did she become such a delicate flower. All of a sudden, the woman who defeated Sheila Carter more time than we can count, is a victim of panic attacks!? Lauren's always been a strong character. Strange."

"If they make Jeff and Will the same person, I'll die. I mean, C'mon. We saw him die in his chair. Before he died, he wrote a note to Maggie. Anyhow, he died in his chair and Gloria hugged him. If he were still breathing, I think Glo would know. If they are the same person, well...that's even too far-fetched for a soap."